Youth Rebel

Fuck... had top give in my laptop so im on my PC at home ...pretty smooth ... its got 384 MBs of RAM ... wtf thinks like yeah well im gonna get 384 MBs of RAM ... such an odd number actually i just gifured it out ... 512-128= 384 ... wtv its still weird
tom-e

I found this car show where regular folk mod cars to have a rolling piece of art ... of course some of them look like total crap but to everyone to their own (love that expression).
**Instructions** on site
click on Art Car Festival .... to see the cars ...
doesnt know what to say,
tom-e

Frank Caliendo's DVD preview - Google Video
this guy is incredble ... his impersonations are super funny ... i actually fell off my chair laughing... but you have to understand who hes impersonating ... damn ... its great

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his Company's Annual Office Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He doesn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the bedside table. And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringing when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

Jack stumbles to the kitchen, and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, then puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean. Why do I have a rose and breakfast on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, THAT! Well, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"

Broken coffee table: $39.99
Hot breakfast: $4.20
Two aspirins: $0.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time… Priceless

haha

Troll XP
random but quite amusing

i still can't get over that ... T.K.'s dad looked so much like a kinda guy who would be delivering Toshibas ... omg ... that was incredible

this is the weather that some people have been wishing for ... gotta love it or hate it ... im split ... its really nice get to finally eat outside and stuff .. but its hell to study and to walk because it so hot ... and how about that new summer uniform? pretty ungly huh? looks fit for elementary kids but not for señor students... i like the polo way better but im still sticking with shirt and tie cuz its cooler to have the shirt and tie than the polo ... and i dont mean cool as in im better than you but colder ...
and i actually dont have a case of the "moondays",
tom-e

v10_drift.mpeg - Google Video
video of a drifting BMW M5 ... the filming aint to good but its well drifting ... i wouldnt do that with such a nice car but to everyone their own

The Root Of All Evil Pt 1 - Google Video
this is a video showing saying that religion is the root of all evil ... its a long one so i didnt watch ... dont really have the time now

I can't believe their is only one week of school left like wow ... and then two weeks of exams ... 8 exams in total ... damn ... and i have to start studying soon ... actually now ...so im gonna get to that

found yours blog ... cool looking but wow posting rampage !!! that was like major fiesta ... anyways i hear its still under construction ... maybe importing to another blogger service ... could be cool ... i might go back to serendipity so i can have kubrick but is seems a little to complicated and im satisfied with Blogger

Does anyone remember those Tamagotchi things or the gigapets ... well i found a parody of it and it seems just fucked up. there are some fucked up people in this world ...
opens his mouth in awe,
tom-e

yet again my marvelous machine produced by IBM has failed. the machine i love so much cannot turn on without having getting a BSOD saying theres an error with ati2dvag (whatever that's supposed to mean). it gets the o so wonderful message after it boots from sleep, hibertnation and sometimes from startup. This machine works great on safe mode, but who wants to work in safe mode. To conclude, I like to say that IBM has surpassed themselves again,
"this thing's lucky I am not armed",
tom-e

Medallia Blog: SmackBook Pro Archives
SmackBook Website
this is interesting ... i dont really know what to say
tom-e

Photoshop Tutorials and Flash Tutorials
sweet site

"Sandisk,

I did not learn enough from your website "iDont". You didn't tell me anything about your mp3 player, why it was good, why it deserved to be my player, and why it hits above the iPod. However, you did call me a sheep , a donkey, a droid, a chimp and an itool. You said that I followed the crowd for using an iPod. You told me to think for myself, and then told me to buy your player. What do you think I'm going to do?

I think your marketing is messed up my friend. I'm a teenager, and I know better than to shoot down a product with 78% of the marketshare, not to mention potential customers. Take a different approach to market to what I assume are teenagers and young adults. I can think of a few myself. And remember, this is constructive criticism, not a flame.

-j

p.s. Since when do corporate websites curse on their campaigns?"

got this off a forum ... that guy is pretty witty but speaks the truth,
tom-e

so frank do you have a new blog or just dead

Soup Of The Day :: A relationship entertainment experience. (News)
this is an interesting concept .. theyre making a show on HBO that ressembles this where a guy is married to three women and has three families and they all live together anyways this is quite funny
lata,
tom-e

gonna see it hopefully sometime soon ... the movie supposedly sucks ... but i think the critics are just being harsh ... like by saying it sucks they're bringing down a Ron Howard movie, a Tom Hanks movie, an Audrey Tautou movie, a Jean Reno movie, all of which are great and reknowned actors ... ill have to be the judge of te movie ...
latz again?,
tom-e

OMG OMG OMG!!11!1 last nights episode of CSI was intense ... like omg ... 2 hour special ... Nick gets kidnapped and buried alive holy shit it was so intense ... BEST CSI EPISODE EVER!!!!
latz,
tom-e

iDon't
LLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!
i guess sandisk doesnt really understand why people buy so many iPods ...
pff losers..
tom-3

cleaned up the theme ... and now no more glitches yay!!! ... wasnt hard to do but now i have to repost links ... find links that dont work anymore and stuff **COUGH COUGH**
that was just an anoucement,
tom-e

OMG OMG OMG!!! that was an amazing finale... OMG OMG OMG i cant wait till DH Season 3 though the ending seemed as if there wasnt going to be one ... i guess we will just have to wait and see. next sweet episode is gonna be tues. with CSI ... its gonna be so sweet!!!
OMG!!!11!!
tom-e

"Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....

_____________________________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation"

har har,
tom-e

The Credit Card Prank
this is incredible ... like im actually laughing my ass off
never trusting a credit card company again,
tom-3

I'm the Juggernaut Bitch! - Google Video
this is so random ... like wtf were these guys on ...
im the juggernaut bitch!,
tom-3

Apple - MacBook
well it looks like its finally here ...
not bad ... but mmmm... not my type ... im gonna go pro once my parents will finally get rid of my t6o ...
nada,
tom-3

-Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'y' becomes silent.

-A husband said to his wife, 'No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.'

-The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

-Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

-How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done.

-A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, 'OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.'

-A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' And the father replied, 'I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.'

-A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

-Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

-The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

-Cosmetics: A woman's way of keeping a man from reading between the lines.

-Words to live by: Do not argue

thats why im not gettin married anytime soon,
tom-3

well Halo 3 is gonna come out ... when i dont know ... but surely after Halo 2 comes out for Vista and believe it or not ... there is going to be a Halo movie ... i bet it wont be half bad since Peter jackson is the director but still Halo come one
wonders how Halo the movie will turn out,
tom-3

Does anyone remember that show ... that was nasty ... well fine my make over would be like Amateur Makeover... lost some hair (insert mad emoticon) and had a nice time a the dentist
lost like o.01 kg with my makeover...
tom-3

Went to see the play yesterday with evren ... had some good laughs but i expected more of them .... twas nice we got backstage got hassled by J. Bloomfeild. Venderville (vendeville) had some great roles in the play. The theatre was pretty ghetto but suited the play ... all in all twas a good one ... had fun flashing people and wacking people with my cane ...
just plain, tom-3

iPod Directions : Use your iPod Video, Nano or Photo as a Yahoo! Maps directions viewer!
this may come in handy sometime ... but maybe never

i am a real tough guy,
tom-3

lookz @ wat i found on tha net...
" k so i waz liek sleeping last night and all of a suddon i wokez up and it hitz me! herez my idea, dont laff til the end thanx:

kz so i will make my html websites with flashy colorz like gren and bloo
thenz i will have top donor getz a free ride in my car k?

so allz you gota do is donate to me and then when i get enuf munies to buy my car, i will buyz it and then i will take picturez of it and showz you, OK?

dont steelz i dea cuz xit was mine first
the car i was is a lambergeeni mercilagaagaao
i only need like 100,000 or somethingz so plz all of u doinate


thanx d00ds"

this guy has horrible writing skills,
wonders who would donate to such a cause,
tom-3

I got my replacement Halo in the mail yesterday YAY!!! Microshit wasnt even kind enough to give me the big box that comes with it, a cd case or even just a sleeve. Only the cd in a huge envelope.
fucking bastards,
tom-3

Evolution of Dance - dumpalink.com

damn this guy is incredible
basically its a guy who dances through the different genres of music that people have listened to
this guys gots skillz (yes with a z)
tom-3

the plex.us Videos: Apple Switch Ads
here are a bunch or all of the apple switch videos ... check out the ellen feiss ones she looks high
bleep bleep bleep bleep,
tom-3

BBC NEWS | World | Asia-Pacific | NZ's famous sheep gets TV haircut
thats a smart sheep ... he mustve looked huge ... he looks dead in the first picture
lata,
tom-3

It's hard out there for a virgin... | Reuters.com
thats an interesting business opportunity
calling a pro,
tom-3

"I look at this Digital Clock T-Shirt and think to myself, why? It runs off of 4 AAA batteries, which are hidden in a pocket inside the shirt, and when you want the time to be displayed, you just flip the switch on. But a clock on your shirt?

Sure, people who walk by you will know the time, but how is the person who's actually wearing the shirt going to read the time if it's upside down? They'd have to ask someone else what the shirt says, which kind of defeats the whole purpose, doesn't it?

I admit that I do like the stopwatch feature. It would come in handy if you're waiting a long time on line at the store and want to piss off the cashier.

Purchase the Digital Clock T-Shirt for $59.95. Ships to the U.S., Australia, New Zealand, Singapore, Malaysia, Hong Kong, Canada and UK/Ireland only."

haha

tom-3

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way
computers have enhanced our lives, read on.
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and stated, 'If GM had kept up with
technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00
cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.'

In response to Bill's comment, General Motors issued a press release stating:

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars
with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a
new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut
off the car, restart it, and reopen the window before you could continue. For
some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to
reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
five time

tom-3

i hate this laptop that i have right now ... i cant type crap because the kepboard sucks cock, the fan is like having an orgy.... like this is a loaner is supposed to be in good condition not like it came out of the washing machine ..
jeez,
tom-3

Apple - Get a Mac - Watch The TV Ads
these are amazing ... oh my god theyre real funny especially the iLife one ...
-so uh like what do you got?
-uhh you know calculator
-anything else?
-yeah uhh clock
-hmmm sounds like hours of fun
LMAO
roflcoptering,
tom-3

here is what i think will be the final copy of my poster. when looking at this try to answer these questions:

1. What message do you think that the poster conveys?

2. do you think the slogan is appropriate to the poster?

3. Do you think that the poster appeals to a teen audience?

4. If not, what could be changed to make it appeal to such an audience?

a. Do you think the poster is visually appealing?

5. If not, what could be changed to make it better?

6. What are the weak points of the poster?

7. On an appreciation scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the lowest, 10 being the highest, what number would you attribute to this poster?

it would be nice if you could answer these in a comment